texting meme #1

[principally]

JUJUTECH 1ST TEXTING MEME

✨hello everyone and welcome to the first ever JUJU TECH TEXTING MEME!!!✨ it is, i, your principal— a general announcement: ryomen sukuna, the now former principal of the school (after his coup), has been fired. direct all questions and concerns to me, your real principal, principal yaga. post your blank top levels, text each other, go wild (but no running in the corridors and please observe all school safety regulations, as well as inform yourself about fire safety routines. it has also come to my attention that the staff room's rice cooker has been destroyed by an unknown party in my absence— I anticipate a confession of guilt and compensation in the form of a new rice cooker. Also, a reminder: there have never and will never be field trips to Harajuku during school hours. if you receive an invitation to partake, it is from an imposter). ENJOY YOUR TEXTS.

 

Comments

[shadowier]

you're making it weird. no one has private food moments except you.

i'm dressed. ( does this constitute getting ready...)

do you have pockets?

[outstands]

( debatable. )

then don't speak ill on anmitsu-kun!!!

what's this, you want me to carry things around for you? i could just bring a girl, you know.

are you asking because you don't have pockets, is that it? even though i'm giving you time to put something on with pockets, you've decided to borrow mine. what kind of lazy behavior is this??

[shadowier]

( anmitsu-kun............ )

you couldn't convince a girl to go see digimon with you, which is why you asked me in the first place. i wasn't first choice.

i'll wear my own pockets then. and i won't share what's in them.

[outstands]

wrong, i would never ask a girl to see digimon with me in the first place. it's important to keep a cool image, i wouldn't reveal my weaknesses so early on in love.

are you insecure or something? you're my first choice, do i have to prove it to you?

i think you will haha

[shadowier]

i'm not insecure, i don't care if i'm your first choice or not. i'm just saying i wasn't.

besides... if someone is going to like you, then they should like your lame sides and all. you don't have a cool image, anyway.

i'm not sharing. but i am ready.

this reply was so moe ://

[outstands]

you were, i made you watch some of it years ago with me. didn't i say it had special memories??? don't make me embarrass you further.

what? take it back, i'm a cool guy. the mouth on you still, seriously. you sometimes say cute things, so it's fine this time.

shhhh let him live

[shadowier]

i know. at the time, you reminded me of that one digimon... the one with the big wings. the girl. right? the cat turned into it.

maybe i got my mouth from you. then again, i've never heard you say something cute, either...

( a challenge? )

i choked at this

[outstands]

angewomon??? you're really saying that i reminded you of her? i don't know how to take this, weren't you in love with her or something?

( gojo certainly was! is this now being revealed as some sort of...narcissism?

also challenge accepted, but it has to come unexpected. so: covertly accepted, outwardly batted off. )

nope, you had that the day i met you. i've said plenty of cute things to you, you just never find me charming for some bizarre reason.

( no one does, bro... )

[shadowier]

i wasn't in love with her. she was pretty, and strong. and just had that...vibe, i don't know. you're not pretty.

( doth protest too much... )

say one cute thing then. i'll judge.

[outstands]

what, you think "cute" can just be on command?

how about this: "kyaaaa!!! my clothes shrunk in the wash!!!"

[shadowier]

what's cute about that...

[outstands]

no dice?

how about this one? "kyaaaa!!! i forgot to do my taxes!!!!"

[shadowier]

i'll take the clothes shrinking.

but then...what are you going to wear to the movie?

[outstands]

something stylish and sexy no doubt!!! don't cramp my style, kid.

[shadowier]

i need to see whatever it is before we leave.

[outstands]

you want to coordinate with me?

[shadowier]

i want to not be embarrassed by you.

[outstands]

( sent: a selfie from the world's most outstretched gumby-ass arm, from above. v neck white t-shirt, black leather jacket, i'm embarrassed typing this out, why is he wearing it to digimon. )

don't outshine me!

[shadowier]

i could never.

this passes, i guess. your hair needs some help, but you'll fix that.

also, you have pockets.

[outstands]

one day you will, but you'll have to work hard.

correct, pockets, not a storage unit.

[shadowier]

maybe i don't want to.

at least let me have one. it'll benefit you too.

i like your funny words, magic man

[outstands]

a pitch? i'm listening.

🥰

[shadowier]

do you like the rush of doing something you know is bad, that you might get in trouble for?

[outstands]

( time to be annoying. is the clock broken, because — )

that's a pretty loaded question. what are you, a cop? do you?

[shadowier]

do i look like a cop?

you didn't answer the question.