texting meme #1

[principally]

JUJUTECH 1ST TEXTING MEME

✨hello everyone and welcome to the first ever JUJU TECH TEXTING MEME!!!✨ it is, i, your principal— a general announcement: ryomen sukuna, the now former principal of the school (after his coup), has been fired. direct all questions and concerns to me, your real principal, principal yaga. post your blank top levels, text each other, go wild (but no running in the corridors and please observe all school safety regulations, as well as inform yourself about fire safety routines. it has also come to my attention that the staff room's rice cooker has been destroyed by an unknown party in my absence— I anticipate a confession of guilt and compensation in the form of a new rice cooker. Also, a reminder: there have never and will never be field trips to Harajuku during school hours. if you receive an invitation to partake, it is from an imposter). ENJOY YOUR TEXTS.

 

Comments

[outstands]

no dice?

how about this one? "kyaaaa!!! i forgot to do my taxes!!!!"

[shadowier]

i'll take the clothes shrinking.

but then...what are you going to wear to the movie?

[outstands]

something stylish and sexy no doubt!!! don't cramp my style, kid.

[shadowier]

i need to see whatever it is before we leave.

[outstands]

you want to coordinate with me?

[shadowier]

i want to not be embarrassed by you.

[outstands]

( sent: a selfie from the world's most outstretched gumby-ass arm, from above. v neck white t-shirt, black leather jacket, i'm embarrassed typing this out, why is he wearing it to digimon. )

don't outshine me!

[shadowier]

i could never.

this passes, i guess. your hair needs some help, but you'll fix that.

also, you have pockets.

[outstands]

one day you will, but you'll have to work hard.

correct, pockets, not a storage unit.

[shadowier]

maybe i don't want to.

at least let me have one. it'll benefit you too.

i like your funny words, magic man

[outstands]

a pitch? i'm listening.

🥰

[shadowier]

do you like the rush of doing something you know is bad, that you might get in trouble for?

[outstands]

( time to be annoying. is the clock broken, because — )

that's a pretty loaded question. what are you, a cop? do you?

[shadowier]

do i look like a cop?

you didn't answer the question.

[outstands]

the fun police, maybe.

do i get a rush from rebelling? like putting your things in my pocket?

[shadowier]

would that really be rebelling? other things. contraband things.

[outstands]

hohh? talk to me.

[shadowier]

answer first.

[outstands]

be gentle with me, shouldn't my curiosity be enough?

[shadowier]

no. you're essentially the police.

[outstands]

no way! well now we both think the other is a cop, this roleplay is at an impasse.

[shadowier]

i'll check you for your badge.

[outstands]

it's in my pocket, which you still have no access to!

[shadowier]

ugh. go to the movie alone.

[outstands]

haha i'll pick you up at 2, BYOP.