texting meme #1

[principally]

JUJUTECH 1ST TEXTING MEME

✨hello everyone and welcome to the first ever JUJU TECH TEXTING MEME!!!✨ it is, i, your principal— a general announcement: ryomen sukuna, the now former principal of the school (after his coup), has been fired. direct all questions and concerns to me, your real principal, principal yaga. post your blank top levels, text each other, go wild (but no running in the corridors and please observe all school safety regulations, as well as inform yourself about fire safety routines. it has also come to my attention that the staff room's rice cooker has been destroyed by an unknown party in my absence— I anticipate a confession of guilt and compensation in the form of a new rice cooker. Also, a reminder: there have never and will never be field trips to Harajuku during school hours. if you receive an invitation to partake, it is from an imposter). ENJOY YOUR TEXTS.

 

Comments

[recursive]

why would i tell you that!!

this is why i wanted you to promise before i told you...

( 😢 )

[sujiko]

but how will i be able to protect your ticklish extremities from super tickle attacks if i don't know which ones are ticklish?

[recursive]

( ... )

i will let you know only if you accept the physical consequences of misusing this information

( because he wasn't kidding about the punching. it's an automatic response, he can't control it!! )

[sujiko]

i promise to accept any and all physical consequences from you, at all times.

[recursive]

( cheeky )

if you say so
ok, fine!
so, yes, armpits, bottoms of my feet, my ribs... certain parts of my neck, and behind my knees, for some reason

( toge is probably the only person who would know about any of this at this point. besides rika, anyway. )

[sujiko]

luckily most of those places are pretty avoidable...
and it's good to have a sensitive neck, anyway.
i should be able to ward off anyone that tries anything!
(you're welcome.)

[recursive]

luckily...

( for himself and everyone around him )

good? really??
it mostly just seems embarrassing to me...

thank you, toge
though
as long as you don't tell anyone, it probably shouldn't be an issue!

[sujiko]

secret is safe with me~

so then..... whose armpit are you licking?

[recursive]

no
that wasn't part of the original question

what would your answer be?

[sujiko]

i think i'd rather be licked, honestly...

[recursive]

hmmmm
not very ticklish, then?

[sujiko]

you know, i've heard that like...
being ticklish means that you're shy or insecure about your body?
something like that. so if you just have confidence, then it doesn't tickle!
we'll have to test it out, though.

[recursive]

i'm not sure about that...
babies are ticklish and they wouldn't have any idea about that sort of thing!

ummmmm
do we have to? 😥

[sujiko]

well, have you ever asked a baby if they're actually ticklish or just insecure?

i think we have to....
for science....

[recursive]

no, because the answer is obvious!!!!

toge...
😓
this is beginning to feel like some sort of cruel punishment...

[sujiko]

don't go assuming baby feelings!!!

look, i'll let you tickle me first. fair, right?

[recursive]

you're just being contrary because i pointed out why your theory is silly!

but it already seems like you aren't nearly as ticklish as i am
so it's not really all that fair at all??

( though, if he is, it might be worth the risk... toge is ridiculously cute when he's laughing, and he doesn't do it nearly enough. )

[sujiko]

i can pretend a little, if it helps make you feel better.

[recursive]

that doesn't help at all!
if i'm tickling you and you're only pretending to laugh, that just makes it seem super weird and creepy!!

[sujiko]

then we're just going to have to find somewhere that i'm ticklish, for you...

[recursive]

( 😳 ... )

okay...
i guess that's at least starting to sound like a fairer compromise

[sujiko]

i'm open to more negotiations, if you have ideas.

[recursive]

ummmm
i'm not sure...

( sometimes trying to get yuuta to admit to something he wants is like pulling teeth. his attention is stubbornly fixated on everyone else and what they might want or need instead. )

i just think if you're so intent on going through with this, we need to make sure i can't accidentally hit you
just in case i can't mind over matter this

( listen, there was this one time when they were kids that rika had tickled him when he hadn't expected it, and he'd nearly elbowed her in the face. that memory still haunts him... )

[sujiko]

so... you want me to pin you down.

( it is both the logical conclusion and the one that will likely embarrass him the most... so he has to say it. )

[recursive]

( there is... a long enough pause that toge could feel with relative certainty that yuuta realized 1) both the logic of the conclusion and 2) overwhelming embarrassment because he'd walked right into it.

eventually: )

if that's the best option...

( pause . . . )

do you even think you could?