texting meme #1

[principally]

JUJUTECH 1ST TEXTING MEME

✨hello everyone and welcome to the first ever JUJU TECH TEXTING MEME!!!✨ it is, i, your principal— a general announcement: ryomen sukuna, the now former principal of the school (after his coup), has been fired. direct all questions and concerns to me, your real principal, principal yaga. post your blank top levels, text each other, go wild (but no running in the corridors and please observe all school safety regulations, as well as inform yourself about fire safety routines. it has also come to my attention that the staff room's rice cooker has been destroyed by an unknown party in my absence— I anticipate a confession of guilt and compensation in the form of a new rice cooker. Also, a reminder: there have never and will never be field trips to Harajuku during school hours. if you receive an invitation to partake, it is from an imposter). ENJOY YOUR TEXTS.

 

Comments

[recursive]

you're just being contrary because i pointed out why your theory is silly!

but it already seems like you aren't nearly as ticklish as i am
so it's not really all that fair at all??

( though, if he is, it might be worth the risk... toge is ridiculously cute when he's laughing, and he doesn't do it nearly enough. )

[sujiko]

i can pretend a little, if it helps make you feel better.

[recursive]

that doesn't help at all!
if i'm tickling you and you're only pretending to laugh, that just makes it seem super weird and creepy!!

[sujiko]

then we're just going to have to find somewhere that i'm ticklish, for you...

[recursive]

( 😳 ... )

okay...
i guess that's at least starting to sound like a fairer compromise

[sujiko]

i'm open to more negotiations, if you have ideas.

[recursive]

ummmm
i'm not sure...

( sometimes trying to get yuuta to admit to something he wants is like pulling teeth. his attention is stubbornly fixated on everyone else and what they might want or need instead. )

i just think if you're so intent on going through with this, we need to make sure i can't accidentally hit you
just in case i can't mind over matter this

( listen, there was this one time when they were kids that rika had tickled him when he hadn't expected it, and he'd nearly elbowed her in the face. that memory still haunts him... )

[sujiko]

so... you want me to pin you down.

( it is both the logical conclusion and the one that will likely embarrass him the most... so he has to say it. )

[recursive]

( there is... a long enough pause that toge could feel with relative certainty that yuuta realized 1) both the logic of the conclusion and 2) overwhelming embarrassment because he'd walked right into it.

eventually: )

if that's the best option...

( pause . . . )

do you even think you could?

[sujiko]

pin you down? i'm not sure...

but i would be willing to try. or employ assistance!

[recursive]

like whose?

[sujiko]

not people, things.

[recursive]

okay...

( 💦 )

you know, tickling has been used as a type of torture in the past...
you would have to promise to stop if i told you to right??

( you already broke your so-called promise to not use and abuse this secret of his, toge....................... )

[sujiko]

i'll always stop if you ask me to, promise.

( he means this one, okay! )

[recursive]

okay
so long as what i told you stays a secret between us
fine!