texting meme #1

[principally]

JUJUTECH 1ST TEXTING MEME

✨hello everyone and welcome to the first ever JUJU TECH TEXTING MEME!!!✨ it is, i, your principal— a general announcement: ryomen sukuna, the now former principal of the school (after his coup), has been fired. direct all questions and concerns to me, your real principal, principal yaga. post your blank top levels, text each other, go wild (but no running in the corridors and please observe all school safety regulations, as well as inform yourself about fire safety routines. it has also come to my attention that the staff room's rice cooker has been destroyed by an unknown party in my absence— I anticipate a confession of guilt and compensation in the form of a new rice cooker. Also, a reminder: there have never and will never be field trips to Harajuku during school hours. if you receive an invitation to partake, it is from an imposter). ENJOY YOUR TEXTS.

 

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[fushiguro]

my homework is gone now.

save the flattery, i'm not bringing you anything until you admit to it.

[thousand]

your homework is a construct by that bastard teacher of yours. I won't have you doing that any longer.

uraume will purchase you another laptop, they are very updated on all of these technological items. in fact, they will purchase you a superior laptop to the current one, which is clearly poorly outfitted against such problems.

[ lmao still not admitting it directly but........we're getting there ]

[fushiguro]

( is he victim-blaming the laptop.

also okay, yeah, well, he has to pass school unfortunately. )

you kept on saying i should be a scholar. i'm coming back with nothing for you, so don't act surprised.

"such problems" being you?

[thousand]

the homework that fool gives you is hardly scholarly, what utter rubbish he makes you contend with. you are far above him, leagues ahead, in all ways.

[ EVEN IF THEY'RE FIGHTING, HE'S STILL HERE TO STAN HIS WIFE OK ]

and yes fine, perhaps i had a hand in it. uraume is replacing the thing so do not sulk for too long.

[fushiguro]

( there is a bit of annoyance that sukuna doesn't take this fight seriously! even as he's...absolutely rolling on through it just to fight, just to feel annoyed. )

first of all, the school makes the curriculum, not him.

( he doesn't know what being "leagues above" his own teacher means. there's no competition? )

so you didn't think to tell me when i left this morning? you just said "bring food" and that's it. do you know how much time i wasted?

forget it, i'm going to buy a new one right now. i'll pay gojo-sensei back.

( he knows what he's doing. this isn't JUST about him sending the laptop to trojan hell, but also: he was trying to sneak past him and watch the last episode of 90 day on his own at night. that they were supposed to watch together. )

[thousand]

such dramatics. you complicate matters for yourself when you could quite easily just allow me to take care of everything. why must you perform stubbornness? At night you whimper to me so sweetly. In the daytime you are such a minx.

[ BUT HE LOVES IT!!!!! gross sukuna

and yes, he was doing the thing that he was not supposed to do, that he had adoringly said to the boy that he would not do— that he would wait for him, to watch the new episode, so that they could watch it together. bUT HE WANTED TO SEE WHAT THE SMALL, CRUSHED MAN WOULD DO???? AND MEGUMI COMPLAINED WHEN HE TRIED TO WAKE HIM AT 4AM TO WATCH IT. ]

i will kill that teacher before you pay him a cent.

[fushiguro]

( "whimper to me so sweetly"??? megumi gives an aggrieved look at his phone, wondering how he can salvage his dignity. look at this guy, creating a. false narrative, or what megumi swears is one. )

i don't do that.

( he's not going to type out the word whimper. or get into detail about any of that. )

you won't hurt him, you have to honor our arrangement. but you didn't honor the one we agreed to last night, so who knows what i should be expecting.

[thousand]

yes you do, do you need me to give you details? i would prefer not to, over the phone.

[ uh oh, did he promise to watch it with him? he did............sadly no neck ed has bewitched sukuna, and he wanted to gleefully watch the strange little man attempt to woo a woman far out of his league and ridicule him. anyway, megumi seems tetchy about this broken promise thing. time to grovel. ]

i will hang him from the electricity lines by his bastard ankles you cannot stop me.

and fine. i admit my error. i will wait for you, next time. you were not wrong, the humour loses it's appeal when i cannot share it with you.

[ eyyyy ]

[fushiguro]

( fanfic material, don't believe the lies. he tries to stay as silent as possible, specifically for the sake of preventing talks like this! ...enjoy your boring lover, sukuna. )

no you won't. you won't be doing any of that, and you won't be getting a bagel either.

well i'm glad you realized that after you watched the whole episode.

( he saw the red bar. )

[thousand]

cruel temptress, how you tease.

[ about that starbucks bagel.... ]

and what is this assumption? such a lie you have concocted, it is untrue, it is farce. i watched mere seconds.

[ all he does is eat hot chip and lie ]

[fushiguro]

( got him a bagel......... )

you watched the whole thing, i have ways of knowing this stuff. you're going to lie to me after breaking a promise.

[thousand]

[ how the fuck does he know that........HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT???? WHAT POWER IS THIS??? SUKUNA'S SORT OF IMPRESSED, ACTUALLY. must be those womanly wiles. ]

your powers are so extraordinary. like the bald man in those dull comics that the brat likes to read.

except, naturally, you are not bald, you are very beautiful.

fine, my apologies, i will not view the little stunted man's attempts at romance without you ever again. but you must know that in this episode, he weeps quite fitfully. it was delightful. return home faster and i will watch it with you once more.

[fushiguro]

( hearing about it somehow makes him more upset {terminal case of fomo here}. and it's irritating, how sukuna just smooths over every transgression with a placating kind of apology, a "fine, fine" — like he's indulging some silly ritual and not sincere!!!

but what should he expect. he should expect betrayal, that's what...... )

watch on what?

you're not allowed to touch my ipad now either.

[thousand]

[ puts down the ipad where he's been watching top chef all morning oops ]

what is an "ipad"?

your imagination runs so wild, fushiguro megumi, you have such charming ideas.

[fushiguro]

( WHOSE imagination runs wild? not the senile guy who keeps calling him his wife and diagnosing him with female hysteria ? )

well, i have an idea.

go back to your room, i don't want to see you in mine when i get back.

( because you're ANNOYing. stop stealing his laundry, stop watching his ipad, stop using his toothbrush, stop knocking shit over in the shower at 3 am without the shower even being on and skittering and padding back to bed like he didn't just wake up half the dorm. )

[thousand]

[ sukuna now owns 2 toothbrushes.

both of them are his own.

he still somehow manages, each night and morning, to confuse these two toothbrushes with megumi's entirely opposite coloured toothbrush. 'accidentally'. ]

you have been gone for hours and i am terribly lonely for you, i refuse.

are you having your monthly complaint? is this why you are sulking?

[fushiguro]

( monthly.....what.)

you're saying stupid things.

fine i'll make you leave when i get back.

[thousand]

yes, make me leave when you return, but only after you have told me of your day.

i surround myself with your items while you are gone but it is only a shadow of having you with me.

[ gay ]