texting meme #1

[principally]

JUJUTECH 1ST TEXTING MEME

✨hello everyone and welcome to the first ever JUJU TECH TEXTING MEME!!!✨ it is, i, your principal— a general announcement: ryomen sukuna, the now former principal of the school (after his coup), has been fired. direct all questions and concerns to me, your real principal, principal yaga. post your blank top levels, text each other, go wild (but no running in the corridors and please observe all school safety regulations, as well as inform yourself about fire safety routines. it has also come to my attention that the staff room's rice cooker has been destroyed by an unknown party in my absence— I anticipate a confession of guilt and compensation in the form of a new rice cooker. Also, a reminder: there have never and will never be field trips to Harajuku during school hours. if you receive an invitation to partake, it is from an imposter). ENJOY YOUR TEXTS.

 

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[fushiguro]

( got him a bagel......... )

you watched the whole thing, i have ways of knowing this stuff. you're going to lie to me after breaking a promise.

[thousand]

[ how the fuck does he know that........HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT???? WHAT POWER IS THIS??? SUKUNA'S SORT OF IMPRESSED, ACTUALLY. must be those womanly wiles. ]

your powers are so extraordinary. like the bald man in those dull comics that the brat likes to read.

except, naturally, you are not bald, you are very beautiful.

fine, my apologies, i will not view the little stunted man's attempts at romance without you ever again. but you must know that in this episode, he weeps quite fitfully. it was delightful. return home faster and i will watch it with you once more.

[fushiguro]

( hearing about it somehow makes him more upset {terminal case of fomo here}. and it's irritating, how sukuna just smooths over every transgression with a placating kind of apology, a "fine, fine" — like he's indulging some silly ritual and not sincere!!!

but what should he expect. he should expect betrayal, that's what...... )

watch on what?

you're not allowed to touch my ipad now either.

[thousand]

[ puts down the ipad where he's been watching top chef all morning oops ]

what is an "ipad"?

your imagination runs so wild, fushiguro megumi, you have such charming ideas.

[fushiguro]

( WHOSE imagination runs wild? not the senile guy who keeps calling him his wife and diagnosing him with female hysteria ? )

well, i have an idea.

go back to your room, i don't want to see you in mine when i get back.

( because you're ANNOYing. stop stealing his laundry, stop watching his ipad, stop using his toothbrush, stop knocking shit over in the shower at 3 am without the shower even being on and skittering and padding back to bed like he didn't just wake up half the dorm. )

[thousand]

[ sukuna now owns 2 toothbrushes.

both of them are his own.

he still somehow manages, each night and morning, to confuse these two toothbrushes with megumi's entirely opposite coloured toothbrush. 'accidentally'. ]

you have been gone for hours and i am terribly lonely for you, i refuse.

are you having your monthly complaint? is this why you are sulking?

[fushiguro]

( monthly.....what.)

you're saying stupid things.

fine i'll make you leave when i get back.

[thousand]

yes, make me leave when you return, but only after you have told me of your day.

i surround myself with your items while you are gone but it is only a shadow of having you with me.

[ gay ]