texting meme #1

[principally]

JUJUTECH 1ST TEXTING MEME

✨hello everyone and welcome to the first ever JUJU TECH TEXTING MEME!!!✨ it is, i, your principal— a general announcement: ryomen sukuna, the now former principal of the school (after his coup), has been fired. direct all questions and concerns to me, your real principal, principal yaga. post your blank top levels, text each other, go wild (but no running in the corridors and please observe all school safety regulations, as well as inform yourself about fire safety routines. it has also come to my attention that the staff room's rice cooker has been destroyed by an unknown party in my absence— I anticipate a confession of guilt and compensation in the form of a new rice cooker. Also, a reminder: there have never and will never be field trips to Harajuku during school hours. if you receive an invitation to partake, it is from an imposter). ENJOY YOUR TEXTS.

 

Comments

[shadowier]

no, because i won't need to ask it again. it's an informative question.

[kugisaki]

[ omg what could she possibly inform him on that he doesn't know already?? isn't he supposed to be the smartest????? ]

Of course you'd come to me, since I'm the smartest out of the three of us.

What's up?

[shadowier]

( he knows he's going to regret this, but dammit, the way everyone talks is so confusing, so he just wants it clarified once and for all: )

what's a thottie?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1/2

[kugisaki]

[ she took a screenshot btw ]

It's like, slang for someone who's easy (to get into bed with) but also hot?

How did this come about??

[kugisaki]

Did someone call you a thottie?????

[shadowier]

of course not. i'm not even a thott. thot? i'm not even thot.

[kugisaki]

Did Itadori tell you to call somebody a thottie

[shadowier]

sort of.

[kugisaki]

Really? Who?

[shadowier]

the questions stop here.

[kugisaki]

Who

[ she thinks removing the question mark doesn't make it a question, because... logic, duh. ]

[shadowier]

well what would you do if someone called you a...that?

[kugisaki]

Nothing.

[shadowier]

so girls don't care?

[kugisaki]

Some girls might, so don't just go around throwing that word around and calling girls "thotties".

[shadowier]

i wouldn't. i'll tell him not to.

[kugisaki]

Tell him he can call guys "thotties", though. I don't think they'd mind!

[shadowier]

prove it.

[kugisaki]

Thottie.

[ yes... you, fushiguro ]

[shadowier]

where?

( yeah. )

[kugisaki]

Lock your phone, and then look at the reflection on your screen. That guy!

Or lock your phone, then face it to Itadori instead. Take your pick.

[shadowier]

what do you know about who he does things with...

[kugisaki]

I don't, but I bet anything he's done unspeakable things to that poster of Jennifer Lawrence in his room.

[shadowier]

let's never sleep in that room again.

[kugisaki]

Good deal! He probably doesn't even change his sheets.