texting meme #1

[principally]

JUJUTECH 1ST TEXTING MEME

✨hello everyone and welcome to the first ever JUJU TECH TEXTING MEME!!!✨ it is, i, your principal— a general announcement: ryomen sukuna, the now former principal of the school (after his coup), has been fired. direct all questions and concerns to me, your real principal, principal yaga. post your blank top levels, text each other, go wild (but no running in the corridors and please observe all school safety regulations, as well as inform yourself about fire safety routines. it has also come to my attention that the staff room's rice cooker has been destroyed by an unknown party in my absence— I anticipate a confession of guilt and compensation in the form of a new rice cooker. Also, a reminder: there have never and will never be field trips to Harajuku during school hours. if you receive an invitation to partake, it is from an imposter). ENJOY YOUR TEXTS.

 

Comments

[kugisaki]

[ oh no... he's evolving ]

I didn't say that!! You said that, just now. So what size shirt are you? Can you try on one of Itadori's and let me know what size doesn't fit so I know to size up??

[ he cannot keep walking around the college shirtless. it is embarrassing. ]

[thousand]

[ his next evolution... learns to use uber eats, bankrupts the school. ]

this behaviour you are exhibiting is curiously domestic. are you attempting to catch my attention, as you have decided that it is finally time to seek out a husband? it makes sense; your marriageable years are fast speeding by.

[kugisaki]

[ she'll order for him if they're using itadori's card 🙋‍♀️

she's also not going to acknowledge that comment about domesticity... pls don't be gross, sukuna ]

Are they?? Oh, thank goodness. I never want to get married. Marriage is a sham anyway! Did you know people are having babies without being wed? It's great.

OK so. Shirt size? Or maybe look for a measuring tape around Itadori's room. Fushiguro probably has one, too.

[thousand]

I DO NOT KNOW MY SHIRT SIZE, WOMAN, LARGER THAN THAT BRAT'S MOST CERTAINLY.

[ men's large......his shoulders get beefy when sukuna takes over. ]

fushiguro has locked me out of his room and is sulking about it, at least that is what i presume. i cannot retrieve the measuring tape. we quarrelled earlier, it was no fault of mine. minx, that one.

[kugisaki]

GO INTO ITADORI'S CLOSET AND TELL ME WHAT SIZE SHIRT HE IS

[ yes, she is now just realizing she has no idea what itadori's size is. ]

You keep getting locked out of Fushiguro's room. Can you stop doing that. What if we urgently need something from his room??

[thousand]

it says "M" on it.

What does that mean.

Midget, certainly.

[ .....PC isn't really his thing sorry ]

and yes, that is what i said. he disagrees, apparently. i don't understand you women.

[kugisaki]

[ ok. that got a laugh out of her, she nearly spat her drink everywhere. ]

Yes, that is... exactly what that means. What do you think L means then?

Please don't group me into the same category as Fushiguro. He's a different type of girl. One of the more reasonable ones.